The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

 -all through the history of the New Testament Multiverse

-almost all homes have a doorway in them

-or can form a door

-that leads to every product ever made up until that point

-in themed sections

-as many as possible always adapted to any body shape

-New Zealand is shaped like the Lion (North Island). Witch (South Island). And at the bottom Stewart / Wardrobe Island

-in one year at University

-the Tutor gave us a list of possible readings

-I went and bought a second copy of the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

-if I had tried to use it my life could have been messed up

-instead I went to the University Library

-and got a short reading called Clocks

-Clocks as in Ager

-and I got a B for my grade

-the best mark I got there

-years later from Books 'a' PLENTY

-they gave me a cardboard stand of the Lamppost from the movie the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe